Married With Children
Season SixDVD - 2014
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He came from the streets where everyone's meat.
Guns in the night put you under a sheet.
Can't love no one 'cause he's on the run.
Sleeps in the alleys, wakes by the sun.
Listen to the sirens, thinkin' they're for me.
It's a lonely life for Grandmaster B,
Yes, A lonely life for Grandmaster B.
Al: Marcy, I need your advice. How can a young, attractive, not-so-bright woman like my daughter Kelly earn $1,000 in three nights?
Marcy: Well, lets see. Either as an opening act for M.C. Hammer, or by spanking elderly gentlemen in a tight black leather dress.
Al: Hey now, my daughter may be a lot of things, but she would never resort to professions like that.
[Kelly enters wearing a tight black leather dress]
Kelly: Daddy, I'm going out now and I'll be home by dawn.
Al: Sure, have a good time pumpkin.
Al: Now, as I was saying, if my daughter was doing something illegal or immoral, I would know about it.
[the phone rings]
Al: Hello? No, Kelly's out. Sure, I'll take a message. What's that? You have the money... and you can't wait to see if she's good as the guys say she is? Huh? Uh-ah... and you'll meet here where? Uh-ah... well maybe I'll see you there.
Bud Bundy: Dad, you got a minute?
Al: For you, Bud? Nah.
Bud Bundy: I'm not Bud! How many times do I have to tell you? When the hat is on, I'm Street rapper Grandmaster B! When it's off, I'm Bud. Got it? Now, the hat is on. Who am I?
Al: Mommy's second little joke on me?
Bud Bundy: The Grandmaster is not amused. Now listen, Dad, I need twenty bucks for a pizza. But I need you to leave it on the coffee table so I can pretend to steal it in front of the girl. 'Cause, after all, I am an outlaw.
Al: Well, I'm sorry, Grasshopper...
Bud Bundy: That's Grandmaster, you fool!
Al: Gas Passer, Bass Haster, what's the difference? All right, look, it looks like I'm gonna have to communicate with you in the language of the street.
[cups his fist to his mouth, and "raps" out a beat]
Al: Yo, I'm broke!
Bud Bundy: The Grandmaster will not forget this.
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