Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Downloadable Audiobook - 2008
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When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description.
Publisher: New York : Simon & Schuster Audio, 2008
Edition: 1st ed
ISBN: 9780743596169
Characteristics: 1 online resource (1 sound file (6 hr., 13 min.))
Additional Contributors: Handler, Chelsea


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Nov 24, 2017

Funny. At times, I felt that she was trying too hard. Not funny to laugh about rape. The self-deprecating bits were definitely more enjoyable.

Aug 21, 2015

Hilarious! If you need a good laugh this is for you!

Dec 02, 2010

I listened to this audio book on the drive from Columbia to Chicago. The author, Chelsea Handler, narrates "Are You There, Vodka?" herself. She had me peeing my pants! Handler's other book, "My Horizontal Life" is read by a professional and is significantly less comical. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and highly recommend it, especially to anyone who enjoys a good misadventure or is familiar with Chelsea Lately.

Jun 09, 2010

Chelsea Handler is a comedienne and actress who focuses on writing about her life. This book looks at Chelsea's relationships with men, her family and friends. She shares stories about being pulled over by driving intoxicated, taking her father on vacation and being taken by a midget con-woman.

Handler embellishes the... stories and mixes in her sarcastic, crude sense of humour. And believe me, she has a potty mouth that a sailor would envy. Handler is not Anne of Green Gables, but you can't help but like her. She turns this eye on both others and herself. No one is safe from her, at times, selfish, self-centered diatribes. I laughed outloud more than once.

The book on CD that I listened to was read by the author, further enhacing the experience. Her delivery was geniuine, and as a reader, I had no trouble visualizing what was happening.

Worth the time, but do not listen to this near the little ones or easily offended.

May 24, 2010

Thsi was hilarious, it it was hilarious because the author read it herself.


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